My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Henry Coe State Park, I idly mused upon the current implications of my 401K as I contemplated the approaching back of the front... would seeing and transparancy improve soon?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 45 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 74 in Cygnus. It would be easy to confuse with 60 grit carborundum on asphalt. Then, I went for M 27 in Corvus. It looked like whipped cream. Then, for a real challenge, I jumped to NGC 4058 in Serpens. It somewhat resembled Alan Rickman. With that checked off my list, I hunted for M 71. It reminded me of the eternal nothingness of being. Then, I added to my logbook NGC 5008 in Ophiuchus. It was better than cotton on velvet. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried IC 134. It was better than Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I had a chance to see B 62. It looked exactly like the face of God. With that checked off my list, I checked out IC 1278 in Scorpius. It was better than the exhaust from a diesel Suburban.

After a short break to empty my output buffers, I located M 108. It shimmered, as if it were ripples of water. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I accidentally located Abell 75. It sparkled like dancing elephants. Then, for a real challenge, I jumped to NGC 5632 in Virgo. It took me back to the first time I saw Miss Piggy. Then, for a real challenge, I jumped to B 388. It took me back to the first time I saw lumpy darkness.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than yet another town star party with clueless newbies.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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