My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Sierra Buttes, I idly mused upon the deep mystery of TAC as I contemplated the approaching back of the front... would seeing and transparancy improve soon?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 37 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 14 in a group of stars that looked like an armadillo. It was even more difficult than cotton candy. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I studied M 63. It appeared at low power like R2-D2. Next, I glimpsed IC 1625 in Camelopardalis. It was better than blackness. Then, for a real challenge, I star-hopped to M 39. It took me back to the first time I saw Alan Rickman. Then, for a real challenge, I checked off Abell 22 in Canis Major. It seemed just like a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. Next, I found by accident IC 3845. It gave the appearance of a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness.

After a short break to walk around, I observed B 328. It seemed just like the exhaust from a diesel Suburban. With that checked off my list, I slewed to M 69. It glowed, rather like a glimmer of the Big Bang. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried for M 71. It was a blurry likeness of cream being swirled into hot coffee. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I went for NGC 3584 in Orion. It somewhat resembled all the other smudges I've ever looked at. Next, I identified IC 1854. It compared favorably with dancing elephants. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I observed IC 31. It sparkled like a far-away cloud. Then, for a real challenge, I sought IC 3623. It was not quite as bright as diamonds on black velvet. Then, for a real challenge, I checked out B 549. It seemed most like a glimmer of the Big Bang. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I found by accident M 41. It appeared as Smokey the Bear. Then, for a real challenge, I hunted NGC 2054. It reminded me of an inflamed monkey butt. Next, I logged M 29 in Antlia. It reminded me of 60 grit carborundum on asphalt.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than Segmentation fault (core dumped).


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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