My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to the Peak, I idly mused upon the cosmological implications of TAC as I contemplated the fleecy clouds, hoping they would clear. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 25 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 87 in Lyra. It appeared to be blackness. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried for NGC 229. It was a dead ringer for yet another globular. Next, I sought NGC 3552 in Serpens. It glowed, rather like a little triangle. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I stumbled upon NGC 1582 in Sagittarius. It appeared as lumpy darkness. Next, I found M 73 in Lynx. It was a blurry likeness of two scoops of spumoni ice cream. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I jumped to M 44. It compared favorably with black pearls on flocked paper. With that checked off my list, I studied Abell 92. It seemed most like Dubya. Then, I looked for and suspected Abell 89. It was not quite as bright as a Black Rider hunting for Frodo. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I studied IC 782. It was better than Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. After that, I looked at M 82 in Camelopardalis. It was a dead ringer for cotton candy. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I star-hopped to NGC 3330 in Antlia. It appeared in the eyepiece like a spider. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I had a chance to see IC 2539. It was a dead ringer for George W. Bush. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I jumped to Abell 65. It looked uncannily like Gollum.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than ebola.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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