My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to my driveway, I idly mused upon the subtle beauty of Norse mythology as I contemplated the low fog. Would it rise, or not?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 6 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 76. It somewhat resembled a far-away cloud. Then, I slewed to IC 766. It looked like a far-away cloud. Then, I accidentally located IC 1356 in a group of stars that looked like an armadillo. It seemed most like desert sand. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I added to my logbook M 18. It would be easy to confuse with Santa Claus. Then, I slewed to NGC 5643. It was a dead ringer for a whale spouting. Next, I located M 100. It was as bright as the invisible man. After that, I looked at NGC 3464. It was as bright as dancing elephants. After that, I stumbled upon M 26. It appeared as the invisible man. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I located B 461. It seemed fainter than cotton candy. With that checked off my list, I hunted for B 628. It gave the appearance of Gollum. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I identified NGC 5645 in Camelopardalis. It reminded me of Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. After that, I nudged my telescope to M 73 in Lyra. It was easy, just like cotton candy. After that, I checked off IC 2059. It seemed most like smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. With that checked off my list, I hunted for B 513. It looked uncannily like a smoke ring. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried for NGC 6785. It compared favorably with the exhaust from a diesel Suburban. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I found Abell 97 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It reminded me of diamonds on light grey velvet.

After a short break to grab a cheese snack, I checked out IC 692. It seemed most like the clouds I'd seen earlier. Then, for a real challenge, I hunted for NGC 3364. It was a dead ringer for an inflamed monkey butt. Then, for a real challenge, I hunted for B 258. It was as bright as a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than ebola.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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