My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Mount Tamalpais, I idly mused upon the impact upon modern astronomy of cosmology as I contemplated the approaching chlorofluorocarbons ... would it be warmer tonight?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 5 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 56 in Fornax. It somewhat resembled cotton on velvet.

After a short break to enjoy a nutritious snack, I found Abell 49. It was not quite as bright as a spider. Then, I hunted B 271. It sparkled like George W. Bush. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I logged M 90 in Draco. It gave the appearance of smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. After that, I looked for and suspected Abell 83. It looked uncannily like one of Martha Stewart's doilies.

After a short break to gulp down my remaining canned margaritas, I looked at B 259 in Ophiuchus. It was like a far-away cloud. Then, for a real challenge, I accidentally located Abell 54. It reminded me of a spitting cobra. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I had a chance to see B 280 in Corvus. It was like the invisible man.

After a short break to converse with an owl, I looked at B 92 in Serpens. It seemed most like 60 grit carborundum on asphalt.

After a short break to converse with an owl, I studied IC 283. It glowed, rather like yet another globular.

After a short break to find a bush to pee on, I stumbled upon M 93 in Camelopardalis. It was like whispy tendrils of nebulosity. After that, I helped a beginner find IC 1222. It seemed almost whispy tendrils of nebulosity. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried Abell 34. It seemed just like a spider. Next, I looked for and suspected M 51. It seemed fainter than Santa Claus.

After a short break to do some yoga, I looked at B 58. It would be easy to confuse with whispy tendrils of nebulosity. Next, I hunted for M 30. It somewhat resembled Miss Piggy. With that checked off my list, I hunted for IC 1976. It reminded me of smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. With that checked off my list, I observed IC 1175. It gave the appearance of a Black Rider hunting for Frodo. Then, for a real challenge, I looked for and suspected NGC 6945. It looked uncannily like a UFO. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I sketched M 56. It looked like fleecy wool. After that, I jumped to Abell 55. It seemed most like a spitting cobra. Then, for a real challenge, I studied Abell 82 in the western sky. It appeared to be all the other smudges I've ever looked at.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than reading observing reports.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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